Why it’s time for your Happy Ending…

Now I’m not talking about finding your princess so if you were looking for that kind of happy ever after you have come to the wrong place. Of course, finding your one true love can be great but the REAL happy ending is the kind that comes with none complicated fun. Am I right? Of course I’m right! Happily ever after spells commitment, spells promises and settling and a mortgage and babies even! All of this might make you happy but as happily ever afters go, more often than not they do not really end when ‘death does you part’. It is hard to stay together! It is hard to stay together forever! Today’s society is all about living in the now, having what you want when you want it.  This can often be difficult, we are so far adjusted to a past way, a lifestyle of meeting a partner at a young age and settling down. To not live in this way feels wrong, as though we are failing in some way as a human. This is a myth. In truth, today’s youth and the up and coming generations will not prescribe to the nuclear family in a way people once did- do even. How do I know this? Because marriage nowadays ends in divorce, it does not end in a happy ending; fact. The statistics are real and we might be able to gloss over them by watching Hollywood rom-coms where love lasts forever and happily ever after makes sense but transport ourselves back in to the real world and we are again affronted with the brunt facts. In the UK last year (2017) 42% of marriages ended in divorce in the first year. That is only the first year, think how many divorced in the second, third year. How many couples really do get that happy ever after?  Frankly the only way to get a happy ending these days is to live in the individualistic way god intended. In 2018 the world revolves around men and women alike fending for themselves and looking after number one. This is how we have evolved; any notions of togetherness really are just far gone advertising campaigns that we have muddled in to our psychosis. So what am I trying to tell you? What has all this been leading up to and believe me I am going somewhere with it. It’s exciting, so trust me it’s worth it. Ok so the big secret revealed…

The new happy ending for people living in this modern world, the happy ending that WILL make you happy is the glorious, uncomplicated, all pleasure, no pain happy ending massage.

What is a happy ending massage you may ask… Well good sir, a happy ending massage involves getting a full naked body to body massage, performed by a beautiful, trained masseuse. A masseuse that will spend a complete hour honing in on any muscle and joint pain you may be experiencing, loosening tensions, relieving your body of stress and leaving you with euphoric, happy feelings that give you back control over your body. What we fail to realise in the stress of modern day is that although the hassle of relationships is not worth the effort we as mammals need the human touch. In the same way we need water and shelter- you might think you don’t but- with long periods of no touch- the human body goes in to a state of depression, in the same way lack of sleep effects your every day performance. You become irritable, unhappy and you carry this tension in your body, particularly in your lower and upper back. Getting a massage and having intense dedicated touch from another person is the miracle cure for this. It is the modern doctor, the love doctor if you like. But what is the best thing about this massage? It is of course the ending…

The ‘happy ending’ element of the naked body to body massage is where everything really comes together. Once you are in a state of relaxed bliss, free of stress or concern your masseuse will deliver a rush of unadulterated pleasure through your body. By massaging your penis, your masseuse is able to bring you sexual gratification, but as she is a trained professional, her ability to create intense and mind blowing orgasms is much superior than any other hand relief you may have experienced.

One of the main reasons people find happy ending massage so pleasurable is that the focus is entirely on them, there is no confusion. With traditional sexual play there is a give and take element, which can leave you distracted from your own pleasure in an effort to pleasure someone else- with a happy ending massage you are free to concentrate on your own journey of pleasure. Which ties in to what I was saying earlier, we are now living in a society that thrives on the individual; embrace this. Discover your own happy ending. Do not get bagged down in princesses and castles, find true bliss at the hands of an erotic masseuse book your Happy ending massage in London with us today! Give us a call on 07823687012!